This didn't really take off last year, but the year before it was great, and all the other genre lounges seem to have one, so I guess I'll give this another go. Here's a thread for you to post all your erotic dares, funny, adventurous, crazy or anything else you'd like.
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2007: 2008:
2009:
50,018 / 50,000
Okt 29, 2008 - 04 27
Guess I'll start off. My dare is to include the Time Warp in an erotic scene in some way.
BP The people involved actually find it erotic
DBP The reference DOESN'T centre around the line "It's the pelvic thrust"
5,230 / 50,000
Okt 29, 2008 - 10 18
Oh man, that song will be stuck in my head all day now.
Let's see then...
Dare: Have a sex scene play out like an RPG battle.
Bonus Points: Include stats about how much damage every "attack" does, or how many "magic points" it uses.
Double Bonus Points: The "attacks" actually do use up MP.
77,537 / 50,000
Okt 30, 2008 - 02 00
How about writing a scene where:
MC 1 is having sex with wife of MC 2 because of a lost bet. Unfortunately for MC2, MC 1 is far better at sex than he is forced to watch the whole scene from a nearby chair. Does he resent it or learn from it?
63,914 / 50,000
Okt 31, 2008 - 21 03
I'm not writing erotica, but have a twisted mind. Feel free to delete if this crosses some bad lines.
Dare you to have an erotic scene involve an animal.
Double points if the human is female.
Triple points if she really, really enjoys it repeatedly.
Infinite points if a pregnancy results...
25,965 / 50,000
Nov 1, 2008 - 05 59
This one made me "howl" no pun intended. Would an unproclaimed shape shifter count?
25,965 / 50,000
Nov 1, 2008 - 06 04
This one made me "howl" no pun intended. Would an unproclaimed shape shifter count?
1,775 / 50,000
Nov 2, 2008 - 09 16
BP The people involved actually find it erotic
DBP The reference DOESN'T centre around the line "It's the pelvic thrust"
I thought everyone knew that the reason the Time Warp was sexy was because of the elbow sex Riff and Magenta were having....
84,928 / 50,000
Nov 3, 2008 - 03 27
I to have a sick and wisted mind ;)
Dare you to have sex with a dead body.
Double points if it is boy on boy or girl on girl
Triple points if they really, really enjoy it
Infinite points if one of the characters is an animal...
I did warn you...
63,914 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 09 44
I dare you to write a sex scene in verse.
Double points if it's rhyming verse
Triple points (third base?) if it's verse done through dialogue
Home run if it ends up being an obscene parody of a Dr. Seuss rhyme. "Bop on Pop" sounds a little too easy.
23,485 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 12 33
If by chance you have boy on boy scene, do a search for the kauma sutra and use as MANY positions as you can, describe each to the best of your abilities.
BP if one boy dresses like a girl
DBP if it's in a public place...
100,327 / 50,000
Nov 14, 2008 - 15 10
I'm the sickest individual out there. If you remember my dare, I'm sure you agree. Deleted it because it was generally far too sick to remain up there.
63,914 / 50,000
Nov 27, 2008 - 10 39
Time for some Thanksgiving dares, and where better than in the Erotic Fiction section?
Dare you to have a scene where your characters celebrate "Spanksgiving"
Double points if it incorporates creative uses for turkeys (whole or in parts), mashed potatoes, gravy and stuffing
Triple points if they do something with a turkey baster that makes you forget its intended purpose
Infinite points if they get kinky while wearing pilgrim outfits.
Even more points if they start to refer to oral action as "gobble, gobble".
50,081 / 50,000
Nov 28, 2008 - 18 21
I've got one for you...
Have one of the partners pass out upon hitting climax. I read a fic once where the girl was the one who passed out, but I'm throwing in bonus points if it's the guy who passes out.
63,914 / 50,000
Nov 29, 2008 - 11 48
Have one of the partners pass out upon hitting climax. I read a fic once where the girl was the one who passed out, but I'm throwing in bonus points if it's the guy who passes out.
Was it the movie "Dave" where the president of the US actually dies in this way? Not with his wife, of course...
50,054 / 50,000
Dec 1, 2008 - 13 05
Bill Moonroe wanted a sex scene in dialogue form with rhyming verse--home run = obscene parody of Dr Seuss.
Obviously you didn't go to college with me, my girlfriends and I had Green Eggs and Ham all figured out as a parody of anal sex. I only remember some of it...
I would not could not in the grass
I will not let you f*** my ass.
Hear me when I tell you, Rex:
I do not like anal sex.
Try it, try it, you will see
Just how nice butt sex can be.
... but give me a few days and I might remember more...
It is an ironic thing that I just read Green Eggs and Ham to my Sunday School class a few weeks ago.
So what do I win? Champagne and chocolates/ Oysters and beer?