Family...almost always a preponderance of the crowd about a table of food, drink and drunks...what is it that you think of, sitting next to your beautiful, now a bit older, cousin...recalling that you both loved to play in the barn, telling erotic half truths... yearnings.. want to's...heard of...is it true..show me, I'll show you...don't tell, but....
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Nov 26, 2008 - 07 50
*Points finger*INCEST!!! *suppresses a laugh
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Nov 26, 2008 - 09 13
Incest?
Maybe, but so what?
In the ancient times, it was a normal thing and not frowned upon. What other people do willingly together is their business as far as I am concerned. According to the man who should be my biological father (but refuses the DNA test) I am a product of incest between my mother and her cousin. However, with my mother dead and no other proof, I cannot find this out for sure.
If I ever find that I am, so what – I do not care.
~Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
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Nov 26, 2008 - 09 28
Huh. The barn. Yeah.
Do you love your ellipses or what, man?
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Nov 26, 2008 - 17 18
Wow. The original post was rather generic and the response was just a bit of lighthearted fun. The fact that you somehow managed to take it all personally boggles my mind.
Kind of reminiscent of memorable holiday gatherings with the family, though, so perhaps it's appropriate. In which case, I think I'll go have a beer or three.
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Nov 27, 2008 - 04 25
Do you love your ellipses or what, man?
well...ellipses,and their use, are not focused on my creative writing skills...but encourage creative reading...reader intervention...personal interpretation of my writing...mon.
Or, that I...the writer... haven't a clue as to what should follow, or how to punctuate (often the case)...sometimes to note that I need not be redundant on assumptions well known the general readership. Such as, " Don't spit into.."
Good humor there...
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Nov 27, 2008 - 04 39
Newberg, huh?
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Nov 27, 2008 - 04 45
Wow. The original post was rather generic and the response was just a bit of lighthearted fun. The fact that you somehow managed to take it all personally boggles my mind.
Kind of reminiscent of memorable holiday gatherings with the family, though, so perhaps it's appropriate. In which case, I think I'll go have a beer or three.
Check them for weapons, dangerous statements, unwarranted conclusions, imaginative findings...a 'round for my friends, bartender!
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Nov 27, 2008 - 07 26
Wow. The original post was rather generic and the response was just a bit of lighthearted fun. The fact that you somehow managed to take it all personally boggles my mind.
Kind of reminiscent of memorable holiday gatherings with the family, though, so perhaps it's appropriate. In which case, I think I'll go have a beer or three.
It wasn't personal it was funny because it's more widespread than people thnik..
Dude, chill and drink one for me.
This is the problem with text of any sort, you miss the nuances of the actual intention.
~I'm not lazy. I'm motion challenged.
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Nov 27, 2008 - 10 55
Do you love your ellipses or what, man?
well...ellipses,and their use, are not focused on my creative writing skills...but encourage creative reading...reader intervention...personal interpretation of my writing...mon.
Or, that I...the writer... haven't a clue as to what should follow, or how to punctuate (often the case)...sometimes to note that I need not be redundant on assumptions well known the general readership. Such as, " Don't spit into.."
Good humor there...
Beauty of the written word is that you can actually stop typing while you think of things to say, as opposed to inserting dot-dot-dot while you come up with something.
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Nov 27, 2008 - 12 20
True, and I will surely have one in your honor. And that of anyone else who volunteers.
Posts like this are the reason I still hang around the NaNo forums. Kudos to you, my friend.
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Nov 27, 2008 - 15 51
Do you love your ellipses or what, man?
well...ellipses,and their use, are not focused on my creative writing skills...but encourage creative reading...reader intervention...personal interpretation of my writing...mon.
Or, that I...the writer... haven't a clue as to what should follow, or how to punctuate (often the case)...sometimes to note that I need not be redundant on assumptions well known the general readership. Such as, " Don't spit into.."
Good humor there...
Beauty of the written word is that you can actually stop typing while you think of things to say, as opposed to inserting dot-dot-dot while you come up with something.
In one fell swoop...critical thinking skills of ...out the window. There is nothing more brilliant than the human intellect at work, a reader. When a "writer" imagines themself to be more creative, more capable...above his reader's creative ability...the writer is entranced by the creature of the mirror.
For example, the fine German gentlemen that wrote for Adolph...propaganda...creative writing that led his reader to dogmatic thinking...adopting the writer's prose without critical participation. Writer's wishing to expunge a reader's participation and interpretation will embelish, twist and justify, commingle...when all that is required is to grant...the reader a moment to personally interject... present a reader with an oportunity to think...not the writer's opportunity to write, that is the beauty of ellipses...mon!
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Nov 27, 2008 - 20 39
You're not writing prose. You're having a conversation.
I've got a few creative interpretations of your meaning, and you can shove 'em all up your . . .
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Nov 27, 2008 - 22 20
Hmm, the topic of incest, as above, for anyone that is a Christian, there was only Adam and Eve...no others. xD
So there was some major incest. I don't mind it, have fun. Open minded here, love knows few boundaries, though mother and child and father and child I'm not so keen, but whatever makes you happy. ^^
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Nov 27, 2008 - 22 34
This may be the first time a thread in the Erotica forum has been Godwinized. Um, hooray?
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Nov 27, 2008 - 23 21
xD Just making a statement that I find humerous. But hey I'm pretty twisted...so who knows.
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Nov 28, 2008 - 01 24
sometimes i sit in front of my computer...i've had a shot of whiskey...a malt liquor chaser...my right hand down my pants...words coming out of my mouth like so much masturbation on a porn site...i type them into the gray box...they appear on the screen for...people...to read...to...digest...i wait for...responses...while my...brain decays into...madness...
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Nov 28, 2008 - 01 27
Yeah I mean c'mon who here hasn't done *something* with a sibling or cousin? amirite? *terrorist fist jab* (*hi-five* for the 30-somethings)
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Nov 28, 2008 - 09 48
I've got a few creative interpretations of your meaning, and you can shove 'em all up your . . .
An observed Thanksgiving ritual in the Caterpillar cocoon...pat, pat, stroking the furry bug-eyed head. Explaining, "He is tired...those outbursts of anger, really ineloquent at that, tantrums of heel drummings on the floor... he knows such behavior is tolerated only at WalMart." Sending the unmorphised creature off for a nap. Sigh...he is tired.
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Nov 28, 2008 - 11 05
May I please remind you folks that while you are not required to agree about everything on these forums, you must still remain respectful at all times.
Have a read over our Codes of Conduct, take a deep breath, and try to keep things on topic.
Thanks!
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Nov 28, 2008 - 11 35
Sorry Heather. :-D I think we all should have quit while we were ahead, preferably before the thread deteriorated into a mention of Hitler.
I blame the vegan turkey. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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Nov 28, 2008 - 14 13
I blame the vegan turkey. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Vegan turkey?
o_O
Nevermind... I won't ask. ;)
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Nov 28, 2008 - 18 15
LOL. Okay wait, the turkey isn't vegan, I'm vegan. Though I did meet a vegan turkey once. He was very sweet, and by that I mean he was personable and friendly, not tasty. I don't know if he was tasty. I forgot to ask.